DILLIGAF - If you're aussie you'll know it!

Pandas are the world's most racially friendly animal, they're black and white and asian!

"A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi. Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesel engines"

Flying Caldari on the other hand, is like riding down an escalator, on a sofa, while tossing grenades laughing at the misfortune of others.

"Blessed be he who delivers this asshole unto me"