You know I know something but you don't know what I know about what I know about you.


PvP in EvE is better stated as PPPPPPPPvV (Multiple players vs victim).

You may be an Eve redneck if . . .

-Minmatar repairs seem overly complex. duck tape AND bailing wire?
-Yer afterburner control is labelled Yeeeeehawwwww
-your Freighter has a “How’s my Flying?” sticker on it.
-you refuse to use teamspeak because chewiing tabaccy keeps gumming up the mike.
-your Raven only fits Salvagers and Tractor Beams.
-your Domi is up on blocks on a local planet, waiting for parts.
-you set your PI up to spell your name.
-Pouring Quafe into a cup is ‘just putting on airs’.
-You prefer Caldari weapons ’cause they ‘blow up real good’.
-You have woken up in a clone right after saying ‘hey watch this‘.
-you think Can Flipping is a way to find food.
-Concord sets up gate camps in your honor.