A collection of interesting things my friends have said:

ObsidianShocker > sorry im canadian
Romansixx > what race is jita?
Romansixx > as much as it pains me to say, minmatarr seem to be supreme with the PVP
Durros1 > I mine during war time.. your point? =P
Durros1 > Why yes, yes my guys are retards. Thanks for asking =P
Juizerdude > dont gotta go anywhere so why get out of bed lol
Slootha > isk destroyed is as good as isk made for me
Akios Eres > when i appled at PETCO I listed SAIPH Industries under previous employment for shits and giggles
tutskii > Brock never disappoints at disappointing.