To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
it's easy to do, just follow these steps

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open the box

That is how you do it.

Christmas: dick in a box
Hannukah: dick in a box
Kwanza: dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
over at her parents house a dick in a box
midday at the grocery store, dick in a box