A bird flies over a very large ocean to a land very far away, when he gets there he finds the new land very cold and very white. he slowly freezes to death when along comes a cow and does a rather large dump on him , the bird feeling better is stuck in his predicament, along comes a cat, pulls the bird out of the shit and eats him.

the moral of this story is. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy and not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.