If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy - Thomas Jefferson

What does a Minmatar recruit get on his first day of flight school? A tetanus shot.

What happens when you add an afterburner to a Minmatar ship? A structure fire.

How do you make a Minmatar ship? Drop a magnet into a scrapyard and wait.

Why are the Minmatar constantly late to wars? They have to wait for the glue to dry.

What happens when a Minmatar Battleship is destroyed? It becomes a Minmatar Cruiser

I tried salvaging a Minmatar wreck for 10 minutes before it started firing on me.

How do the Minmatar take census? They throw 10ISK on the street and count.

Amarrians pray to god
Caldaris pray for profit
Gallenteans pray for peace
Minmatar pray the duct tape holds