how am i thieving? for comments or complaints, please evemail my ceo or call 1(800) FUCK OFF

fair fights are poorly planned

*Torpedo slams into hull* Captain, i sense hostility

EVE is a sandbox and in that sandbox it is perfectly okay, and accepted, to kick sand in someone's eyes; then spray them with a flamethrower for added effect, while taking their bucket & shovel.

WoW is to EVE as Fun With Colors is to Quantum Chromodynamics

Arthur Guinness > my prefered form of foreplay is a cheeky smile, my northern charm, and a bottle of chloroform

Terrible Troll > fuck you dickhead

Zen Arcturon > so i politely ask you to please go fuck yourself

natural selection is always so ugly to watch...