IN THE BEGINNING

There was some sausages. On the first day The lord put forth some vegetable oil into the frying pan of lore and thus made it hot. On the second day, he put in the sausages, on the third day they started to sizzle, the fourth, they started to smell good. On the fifth day the lord took it upon himself to butter himself some bread. On the 6th day he took the sausages and put them in the bread. On the 7th day he rested and ate the sausage sandwich. It was burned.

The end.