From the WoW-Europe Forum:
EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs.
If it's too hard, you are too weak.
Psidal > but british accents make me horny..... so carry on

it's close to far: white, blue, green, purple, yellow, red, orange, dark red

If you're happy and you know it, pod Amarr.
If you cannot find Caldari, pod Amarr.
If the Minnie are too frisky,
The Gallente look too shifty,
And Jovians are way too risky, pod Amarr.