a train full of screaming babies, driven by none other than myself, drives into an aircraft carrier, and the aircraft carrier is on fire which is exciting because fire is very exciting and then the aircraft carrier was encased in a glacier which isnt exciting but the glacier is moving at 250MPH which makes it exciting all of this happens while the aircraft carrier is still on fire which doesnt make sense but things that dont make sense are exciting and then an asteroid impacts the aircraft carrier which makes this even more exciting because asteroid impacts are extremely exciting (see-Armageddon) and then the asteroid is revealed to have carried aliens which are llama-dogs and the llama-dogs invade Earth after hijacking the aircraft carrier which is also exciting after which the aircraft carrier begins to thaw out which is exciting and then the aircraft carrier kills all of the llama dogs which is exciting because mass extinction of mutant animals can be exciting.