Hi! I am:
Christian, male, goofy, absentminded, kind, easily confused, and a bunch of other things that you can find out when you talk to me,

Joke? Here is a joke:
What do you get when you combine deuterium pellet lazer activated power source with leader from Asia Steppes?
Kahn-fusion! WAR WAR!! (ref to GREAT game)

I MWD after blue police boxes.

My long term goal:
To become such an integral part of Eve that when I quit, Eve's entire economic landscape is laid to waste!!! Muhahahaha!

The Caldari Prayer (author unknown):
Our missles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this day
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive those that use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive
And the kinetic
for Eve\xae
EM