EVE to English Dictionary/Phrasebook

1. Yo, wanna 1v1?
Translation: Why hello there? Want to agress me, so me and 50
of my buddies can fight you at the same time?

2. [Multiple Items]
Translation: Please click, and accept the contract without reading
so I can scam you from your hard earned ISK.

3. Free ice cream, belt 1
Translation: You are the ice cream.

4. I am quitting EVE, give me your isk and I will double it!
Translation: Hello good sir, you seem to be of feeble mind and
lacking common sense, may I have your ISK please!

6. I am not a spy!
Translation: Yep, I am a spy.

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Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Protect the astroid belts stop miners from destroying our green unvierse.