Great Websites:
1. www.megatokyo.com
2. http://sluggy.com

Yes, my char's name sucks, DEAL with it.


Idiots Guide To Hostile Counting:
1 = 1
2 = 2
Many = 3+
Lots = 5+
Craploads = 10+
Fuckton = 20+
HOLY SHIT = Break Out The Caps

A wise man once said that...
Flying Minmatar ships is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs while firing an uzi.

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. You're gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, stuff it. They were out of ammo anyhow.

Also, that little stream behind my ship... 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' WRONG! It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right