-Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love-The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.

"The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that.

"The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it, which according to him, will be Soon™"