Random quotes.

I never thought I'd do PVP, but.... this guy needs to be shot. By a girl. A noob girl. In a care-bear corp.

My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on the thigh. It's incredible, for when I put my ear to it, I can smell the ocean... - Dahlarn

Thats why i FC.. to make sure i have like 100 guys backing me up in my fail-ships - Miss Brutal

If you tank the wife long enough she will despawn - Richter Etrenank

http://i.imgur.com/l6Tmv6G.png lol

http://i.imgur.com/4uqXMPd.gif

http://www.monstersupplies.org/products/salt-made-from-tears-of-sorrow