WE ARE THE CALDARI. LOWER YOUR BLASTERS AND SURRENDER YOUR SPACE POTATOES. WE WILL MARKET YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT. YOUR CULTURE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

♫ When your ship gets blown to bits
♫ And you lose your Faction fits
\\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \\☻/

tarqone > Our missles, who are in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this isk
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive them that use them
against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
The kinetic
And the EM
Amen