IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.

THANK YOU

Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] Evil Fuckers
[] Arseholes
[] Pirate Scum
[] Homosexuals
[] Motherfuckers
[] Bitches

As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go fuck yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,

Yours,

[] Sincerely

[insert victim name]