Even his most colossal failures have been rapidly commercialized
Science fiction struggles to keep up with his inventions
His very existence violates several laws, including those of thermodynamics
His IQ has been declared a universal constant in physics
He once made a rounding error just to see what happened
He can measure quantum test results using a slide rule
He has been barred from donating his body to science for fear of its secrets being applied in war
He is the sole reason human clong was banned
He found the answer to life, the universe, and everything is actually 41.97649
His slide rule has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body
He once created a structure with a negative safety factor. It stands to this day
His lab coat contains more knowledge than the Library of Congress

He is the most successful engineer in the world.
"I dont always use a calculator, but when I do, I bring spare batteries. Stay creative my friends."