Rules of Acquisition

#1. Once you have their money... you never give it back.
#2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
#3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
#4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
#5. Always exaggerate your estimates.
#6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#7. Always keep you ears open
#8. Keep count of your change
#9. Instinct plus opportunity equals profit
#10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
#11. Isk isn't the only thing that shines
#12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice
#13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
#14. Anything stolen is pure profit
#15. Acting stupid is often smart
#16. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along
#17. A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.