Dwight :"Second Life is not a game, It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores; it doesn't have winners or losers."

Jim: "Oh, it has losers."

you know you play to much EvE when.... your gf yells RAT from the bathroom and all you can think to say to her is...what faction is it

"Crap! Sharp to Lt Merrick, over"
"Merrick here, go ahead"
"Sir, I believe we have a problem. There's a bush trying to sneak up on the
Glitter Boy."
"What?"
"And it really sucks at it too."
"What the hell, Sharp? What's with your vegetation fixation?"
"There's a guy with a shotgun, holding a bush trying to sneak up behind the
Glitter Boy, sir."
"Can you see the G-10's pilot?"
"He's inside the unit."
"Shit! This is going to screw up our surprise attack."
"Maybe not sir. I think he just fell down a mine shaft."
"Huh? Sharp, do you need a checkup from the neck up?"