"fire all weapons, and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodle" Zapp Brannigan

"My Last Girlfriend was really Immature and childish, when I was in the bath she used to come in and sink all my battleships" woody allen



Alien 1: Did you send them the message?

Alien 2: Yeah, but they're dancing to it............

alien 1; have you sent the death warning yet?

Alien 2 : yeah but they call it dubstep

Alien 1: try sending something they dont like

Alien 2: already did, they call it justin bieber

Alien 1: fuck this shit