After being rejected by the commanders of his elite military unit Tueffel took up the art of sorting daisies in a nearby stationary school but felt lost until he found his love!

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Tueffel has a new future constructing paper machet ships for Eve players and selling them under the guise of being Minmatar combat ships. In January of 2010 he learned that adding masking tape and JB Weld will turn that sturdy ship into a T2 combat vessel.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.