Croc> Okay well I got this new girl home
Croc> One thing led to another and you know
Croc> well in the awkward moment after sex
Croc> but before anything else happened yet
Croc> I had the strangest impulse
Croc> I took some left over cum and smothered it on her forehead and said "Simba..."

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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love;

the first women says my husband is a marriage concellor, and before we make love he brings me flowers and candy, i like that.

the second women proclaims my husband is a mechanic and loves it a little rough, i like that.

thie third women says my husband works for CCP, he sits at the edge of the bed telling me how good its gonna be.