"Theory is when you know all and nothing works. Practice is when all works and nobody knows why. In this case we have put together theory and practice: nothing works... and nobody knows why!"

"Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them, Psychiatrists collect the rent."

"Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed
the sound of my voice. And I figured you either
get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is
really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just
sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading
from a script. The wall is covered in something
that resembles egg crates except they're soft and
spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie."

In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record for "Most Drugs Ever Done by a Single Human Being" died today; he was attacked by a pack of wild dogs....he thought he saw.