I was fighting the mold, in the bowl, with my pea
When a thought popped into my brain
If all of us hated high school so much, why was nothing ever changed?

So I called Brian up, with my plan thats red hot,
I got a private institution in the name of Punk Rock
With some government funding, and our own private road
and 666 for a radio snow code

I had a dream, when I was in High school,
that I attended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when I was in High school
that I attended the Punk Rock academy

Chris Jensen's teaching science and hes still running mountains
We fired the guy from bad religion, because he sold punk rock out yeh
We'll get all the punks and get them on their feet
And never ever buy anything from UBC

I had a dream, when I was in High school,
that I attended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when I was in High school
that I was at the punk rock academy and no-one made fun of me

At the punk rock academy..
where all the students, their diagnosed with ADD
take me home tonight, I dont want to let you go till the feelings right x2

We'll import a token jock
and we will kick his token ass
and there will never ever be a physical education class
Think about it you'll agree
its the bizzity, bizzity bomb
and maybe we'll get Assuck to play the senior prom

I had a dream, when I was in High school,
that I attended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when I was in High school
that I was at the punk rock academy and no-one made fun of me