Abe Funk
Sep 22, 2009(16y)
Sep 22, 2026(35d)
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Abe Funk
Birthday
Sep 22, 2009 (16 years old)
Next Birthday
Sep 22, 2026 (35 days)
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ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Abe's father, Jonas, was a salesman, but he never so much as held a nexus chip or piloted a shuttle. What he had sold was much more precious.
What he once sold was life itself.
He sold it from his office – which was both infinitely huge and immeasurably small, on account of the fact that it existed in a place outside of both space and time – and dealt out "life" to the poor unfortunates, who came to him time and again.
Technically, this realm was not quite the beginning of existence – but it was so close that he had often fancied it could be seen on a clear day...
What he once sold was life itself.
He sold it from his office – which was both infinitely huge and immeasurably small, on account of the fact that it existed in a place outside of both space and time – and dealt out "life" to the poor unfortunates, who came to him time and again.
Technically, this realm was not quite the beginning of existence – but it was so close that he had often fancied it could be seen on a clear day...
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Active TimezoneUSTZ
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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