Can Vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “s” in it?

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof, where nobody can retrieve it."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."