"confirming that most of belgium could hide behind jeanne's nutsack"

--Nalren

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-- Albert Einstein

"for 10 bil i'll let you snort coke from my ass like i'm a dirty prostitute (i am actualyl clean, i own a shower) - but i can't supply the coke :("

-- Tak Warren