Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Turn on
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)

People like me, you [insert abusive plural name], I hope you all

[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract STD's,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age.

Please

[] Suck my [insert reproductive bodypart]
[] Have my firstborn

Signed,
[Insert Name here]