There is good news.

I will leave if you pay me 1 billion isk. I will leave for 30 days, and I will not tell my Corp/Alliance that you paid me off to leave as that would just attract more negative attention to your system. Check the forums, you'll never find my name involved with any scam. This is legit. Pay me 1 billion isk and I will leave your system for 30days. Multiple people are allowed to pitch in, the 1 billion doesn't have to come from only one person.