Murphy's PVP Laws:


• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
• Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
• The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them and when you're not ready for them.
• Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
• If the enemy is in range, so are you.
• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
• If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
• Friendly fire - isn't
• There is no such thing as a perfect plan
• When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right
• The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire