"All war is based on deception" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Truth is often the first casualty of war" - Aeshleyus, Greek Tragic poet

Do you know why Helen Keller was such a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.

Two Arabs walk into a bar.
There were no survivors.

What takes up 16 parking spaces?
8 Women.

If by now you don't know what a glory hole is, don't look into it.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One of them turns to the other and says, "Hey. Do you know how to drive this tank, because I don't."