Now, this is a story all about how
My Navy Raven got destroyed-turned inside out
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a poor man in CHS

In west Gallente born and raised
In the High Sec was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some blood pirates outside Ordion
When a couple of pirates who were up to no good
Started web/scram in my neighborhood
My ISP started to lag and I got scared
All I could do was cross my fingers and prepare

I had to restart my router and when it came on
I typed in my username as fast as I could log on
But as soon as bulk data was processed, everything became clear
My pod was lying in a bed of scraps and I had to fight back the tears

I pulled up to the station
In nothing but a pod
I looked at my empty wallet
And I started to sob
Nothing was left
Not even a frigate
So now I must start begging
Or fly a noob ship.