A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.


"My name is Carmen," she told him.


"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most --cars and men."

"What's your name?", she asked.


He said, "B. J. Titsengolf"