Carebear bio part:

Hey there. I'm new to this game and haven't played any MMORPGs before so advice and so forth is welcomed. I don't play video games that often, and I'm not really a true gamer. NetHack, Ultima 7, UFO, and Master of Orion II were some of my favorites back in the day. Nowadays I mostly play abstract strategy games (go, twixt, hex, etc) if at all. However, I'm trying EVE because one of my friends is into it and I need something to distract me FROM THE FUCKING PAIN OF BEING ALIVE BLEGHUBLAGHUBLUGH

Sometimes I'm AFK doing other stuff (or I've fallen asleep with the laptop on), so if I'm unresponsive, try mail. I always reply.

Thanks.

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