A Caldari pilot and Amarr pilot are transporting some slaves when they get ganked:
Caldari Pilot: "We have to abandon ship!"
Amarr Pilot: "What about the slaves?"
Caldari Pilot: "Fuck the slaves!"
Amarr Pilot: "Do we have time?"


*** Damage Types ***
Angel Cartel - Kinetic / Explosive / Thermal
Amarr Empire - EM / Thermal
Blood Raiders - EM / Thermal
Caldari State - Kinetic / Thermal
Gallante Federation - Kinetic / Thermal
Guristas Pirates - Kinetic / Thermal
Kanid Kingdom - EM / Thermal
Maru - EM / Thermal
Mercenarys - EM / Thermal / Kinetic ( Missiles )
Minmatar Republic - Thermal / Explosive
Mordu’s - Kinetic / Thermal
Odamian - Kinetic / Thermal
Rogue Drone - Kinetic / Thermal
Rogue Pirate - EM / Kinetic / Explosive
Sansha's Nation - EM / Thermal
Serpentis Corporation - Kinetic / Thermal
Thukker Tribe - EM / Thermal / Explosive
Zazzmatazz - EM / Kinetic / Thermal / Explosive