Why did you pop that blue? Well he was speaking in cyrillic.... our babelfish translator said die you boozed up wierdos... so we shot him.
Mr nice Guy.
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BEING SCOTTISH

Being Scottish is about drivin' in a German car 2 an Irish pub 4 a Belgian beer, then on the way 2 ya home, grabbin' an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab. 2 sit on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anythin Foreign. Oh and.. Only in Scotland, Can u get a pizza 2 ya home faster than an ambulance. Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain pens 2 the counter. Also Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop 4 prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be Scottish but by fuck we're FUNNY!!!!!!!