Obama joke.
President Obama asked a blonde, brunette, and redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them. the brunette sayd $200. the redhead said $100. the blonde replied 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get your dick as hard as the times we are living in now, keep it rising like the gas prices and screw me the way you have the retirees it wont cost you a fucking thing
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[23:47:31] Kenistan Shields are like clothes, they come off first...
Armor is like a penis, it works better when hardened...
Structure is like a pussy, once you're in it, you're fucked!

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