Dart's roid removal service: NO ROID TO SMALL
available in empire to rid you of those pesky rocks.
small fee may apply....happy to sell you mins
offices located in Gurista Bob's general store and official DET5 memorabilia HQ

Are you tired of not finding corporations that feel like you do? Ones that are bent on douchebaggery? Ones that simply want to rule the cosmos? We know that you've tried other methods, chat channels, can advertising, forum posting, now try our proven method. EveHarmony is free to try this weekend. Just fill out our invasively personal questionnaire to help us find the sort of asshats that you wish to consort with.
Don't just take my word:
from Bubblelover: I was having trouble finding others to blow bubbles with until I tried EveHarmony. Now I have a ton of people to blow with.

from Noobstomp77: It is so much fun to gank unsuspecting pilots when they wander into lowsec, but it's even more fun to do it with a group.

Watch this space.