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A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.


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Chuck Norris taken down by a flying head kick from a squirrel....heard during the short yet intense fight from one of the squirrels...
'Chuck Norris looked at my nuts and cried like a girl'.