Greetings, Programs! Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

The Master Control Program has chosen you to serve your system on the Game Grid. Those of you who continue to profess a belief in the Users will receive the standard, substandard training that will result in your eventual elmination. Those of you who renounce this superstitious and hysterical belief will be eligible to join the Warrior Elite of the MCP. Each of you will be given an identity disc. Whatever you do or whatever you learn will be imprinted on this disc. If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution. That will be all.

Wolf VanBerg: The other way of looking at is, "Eve is a dice roll.... and lag makes the dice roll off the table... then under the couch."

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