So, This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires close to the guy but misses him on purpose. The guy says to the bartender "Thanks" and leaves a tip on the bar. Why did the bartender shoot the shotgun?


*IMPORTANT life lesson*
NEVER, sneeze while peeing. It really screws up your aim!


I was born a poor black child...