Many people ask me; What kinds of internets spaceships can you fly?

Ans: Everything except a Titan and Minmatar Industrials

Also; Dude, how the hell do you carry those things around all day?

Ans: Expanded testeholders II

And finally; Why do you get out of bed in the morning?

Ans: To crush the enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of the women.