Marvin Jones

Charge Onwards To The Sofa[C0MFY]

6d ago

Jul 29, 2006(19y)

Jul 29, 2026(71d)

Combat

Kills109

Losses15

Efficiency88%

ISK

Destroyed26.95b

Lost3.09b

ISK Eff.90%

Solo

Solo Kills13

Solo Ratio12%

Final Blows35

Points115

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.02

ActivityInactive

Minmatar

Brutor

5.00

Marvin Jones

Charge Onwards To The Sofa[C0MFY]

Last Active

6d ago

Birthday

Jul 29, 2006 (19 years old)

Next Birthday

Jul 29, 2026 (71 days)

Combat

Kills109

Losses15

Efficiency88%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed26.95b

Lost3.09b

ISK Efficiency90%

Balance+23.86b

Solo

Solo Kills13

Solo Ratio12%

Final Blows35

Points115

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.02

ActivityInactive

No data available

Bio

Did you fly out in space?
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Did you fly out in space
And shoot only bad guys?
Did you fly out in space
And shoot lonely old sad guys?
Did you fly out in space
And meet somebody weird?
Who claimed to be Jesus
And had the right beard

Did you fly out in space
And enjoy all the risk?
And come back with plenty of loot and ISK?
Did you fly out in space
And get ganked pretty soon?
With your ships melted down
And made into spoons?

Did you fly out in space
And shoot fish in a barrel?
Did you fly out in space
And shoot a woman called “Carol” ?
Did you get lost in space
And ask for directions?
Did you all get excited
And come back with erections?
Perhaps I’ll go next time
If there are no objections…

Country Wormhole Song
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I'm stuck here in this wormhole and I'm feeling kinda blue,
My corpmates buggered off and now I don't know what to do,
I never learnt to probe because all that looked pretty dull,
If I broadcast HELP! in local folks might come break my skull,

I'm stuck here in this wormhole and I'm feeling kinda lonely,
I could go shoot some Sleeper rats but they'd just prolly own me,
I might as well eject and pod myself back to Motsu,
Leave my Geddon to be found and name it "Left For You..."

By Marvin "Banjo" Jones.

In an infinite number of infinite universes
There's another me sat here playing this game.
Stupid bastard is wasting his time...