A true business man. A Ferengi Business man.

Once you have their\xa0money... you never give it back.

Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

Small print leads to large risk.

Greed is eternal.

Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Dead men close no deals.

A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.

Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

A wise man can hear profit in the wind.

Nothing is more important than your health... except for your money.

There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

War is good for business.

Peace is good for business.

Don't tell customers more than they need to know.

Profit is its own reward.

Feed your greed, but not enough to choke it.

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

Never ask when you can take.

Keep your lies consistent.

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

Enough... is never enough.

Only fools pay retail.

There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.

Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.

Hear all, trust nothing.

The justification for profit is profit.

Never gamble with a telepath.

Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.

Possession is eleven-tenths of the law.

More is good... all is better.

A wife is luxury... a smart accountant a neccessity.

When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger.

When in doubt, lie.

If you believe it, they believe it.


Home is where the heart is... but the stars are made of ISK.