CAUTION: May cause itchy feet, runny nose, dry throat, excessive salivation, hairy palms, dry eyes, watery eyes, high blood pressure, restless leg syndrome, hair loss, warts, genital warts, low blood pressure, cancers of the throat, cervix, prostate, brain, lung, breast, or eyeball, AIDS, anemia, increased blood-alcohol levels, blindness, pregnancy, headache, chest pains, diahrrea, ulcers of the stomach, loss of apetite, rapid weight gain, dementia, herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis, hepatitis, flatulence, serious injury and/or death.

CAUTION: For external use only.

CAUTION: Do not administer to children under 18, children over 18, women who are pregnant, or men unless they appear to be women at a glance.

CAUTION: If ingested, induce vomiting immediately, because otherwise i'm clawing my way out you filthy cannibal.