“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”



RIP Sir Terry :sadface:

"Don't think of it as dying" said Death, "Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush"