Rule 1

If you have come here as a result of something you saw in local, Realise I don't hate you, I hate your full wallet.

Rule 2
Send me 1,000,000 ISK exactly and put in the notes "I just gave you this money!"

Rule 3

Don't expect me to ever give you any ISK back, I won't. Jita is Scam central if you gave me ISK for my taking the piss out of other scammers, then you are only giving me a tip for my hard work and apparently EXCELLENT sense of humour.

Rule 4

Fly Safe, Enjoy Eve and don't be Scammed.