2d ago
Mar 11, 2009(17y)
Mar 11, 2027(295d)
Combat
Kills4,519
Losses351
Efficiency93%
ISK
Destroyed1.55t
Lost58.58b
ISK Eff.96%
Solo
Solo Kills243
Solo Ratio5%
Final Blows1,151
Points4,519
Other
NPC Losses38
NPC Loss Ratio11%
Avg Kills/Day0.72
ActivityMedium
Bio
DON't Mind Me, I'm Just Teabagging...... ツ Ⓑ ♧ ₦₨

According to stastics released by "Pend Insurance Inc" 23% of ship losses are due to AFK Masturbation, their CEO released the following statement:

"LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


[18:53:58] Aurous Victoirespere > y u hefta be mad?
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ


You know you play EVE too much

When you get into a fight on the Street and you start orbiting the guy shouting "get points" while volleying punches.

When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.

When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid aggro.

When a guy you don't know is getting beaten up you run up to him, punch him and run off, screaming i'll be on the kill mail.

"GO HARD OR GO HOME"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWy-MyMAtw&list=RDhHWy-MyMAtw&rco=1
Dashboard
Stats
Kills17
Losses2
Efficiency89%
ISK Destroyed1.90b
ISK Lost915.96m
ISK Efficiency67%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor8.29
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows2
Points17
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleMid Gang (17 kills)
Small 18% Mid 76% Fleet 6%
Avg Fleet: 8.3
Top Fleet Partners
VinchensoNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]10
Visio's Girl CloudNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]9
VisionCloudNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]8
Dazth WindstormNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]6
xCirrusxNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]6
violencia DestroyaNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]5
Raziel WindstormNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]5
Hazey JayTactical Tea Baggers [Triumvirate.]4
Matabar AnasazieTactical Tea Baggers [Triumvirate.]4
KravenMorHeadNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]3