14h ago
Mar 11, 2009(17y)
Mar 11, 2027(158d)
Combat
Kills4,539
Losses352
Efficiency93%
ISK
Destroyed1.55t
Lost59.09b
ISK Eff.96%
Solo
Solo Kills245
Solo Ratio5%
Final Blows1,159
Combat Points4,517
Other
NPC Losses39
NPC Loss Ratio11%
Avg Kills/Day0.71
ActivityMedium
Bio
DON't Mind Me, I'm Just Teabagging...... ツ Ⓑ ♧ ₦₨

According to stastics released by "Pend Insurance Inc" 23% of ship losses are due to AFK Masturbation, their CEO released the following statement:

"LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


[18:53:58] Aurous Victoirespere > y u hefta be mad?
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ


You know you play EVE too much

When you get into a fight on the Street and you start orbiting the guy shouting "get points" while volleying punches.

When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.

When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid aggro.

When a guy you don't know is getting beaten up you run up to him, punch him and run off, screaming i'll be on the kill mail.

"GO HARD OR GO HOME"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWy-MyMAtw&list=RDhHWy-MyMAtw&rco=1
Dashboard
Stats
Kills10
Losses1
Efficiency91%
ISK Destroyed1.88b
ISK Lost516.91m
ISK Efficiency78%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor5.3
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows5
Points2
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (10 kills)
Small 60% Mid 40%
Avg Fleet: 5.3
Typically Loses
Top Fleet Partners
StickelbackNoir. [Triumvirate.]2
ADAM VARIANTactical Tea Baggers [Triumvirate.]2
The CloudyOneNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]2
Teric AltrueNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]2
Silver AdaraOrder of the Eclipse [Triumvirate.]2
V1nchensoNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]2
Mecclovin Tiberius SkywalkerNoir. [Triumvirate.]2
VisioCommanderNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]1
T-DogNo.Mercy [Triumvirate.]1
Fat ZeroOutback Steakhouse of Pancakes [Snuffed Out]1