"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared"
-Machiavelli

“The meaning of life is that it stops” -Franz Kafka

"He who understands how to use both large and small forces will be victorious" - Sun Tzu

"I may be drunk but at least i'm not insane"
-Tom Waits

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"
-George Carlin

"Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies"
-W.L. George

"A Casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Nietzche

“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”
-Charles Bukowski

"A true friend stabs you in the front"
-Oscar Wilde